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Dial-Up Internet Gets the Luxury Treatment

The internet used to make noise before it let you do anything. Now somebody wants that noise back.

An audio company has turned the famous dial-up connection sequence into a premium notification collection.

The package includes a full connection handshake, a busy signal and shorter versions for modern phones.

Younger customers mostly ask why the computer is screaming. Older customers recognize it instantly.

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