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Saturday Morning Cartoons Are Getting a Grown-Up Reboot

For one morning a week, the algorithm is getting kicked out of the living room.

A network is testing a weekend block built around short animated shows, toy-commercial-style promos and scheduled programming.

The shows are new, but the presentation recreates the experience of waking up and watching whatever was already playing.

Parents have discovered the hidden feature: their children leave them alone for twenty-two consecutive minutes.

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